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双语笑话|看状况而定 It depends

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One day a doctor went to a store1 and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter2, he asked the salesgirl: How long will this pair of shoes last?
It depends3. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out.
Several4 days later5 the salesgirl fell6 ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer7 she served8. After the girl got9 the prescription10 from the doctor, she asked: How soon will I get better with the medicine11?
It depends. The doctor answered, If you don t use it, you will never get better.

中文:
一天,一位大夫到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前,问售货员:这双鞋能穿多久?
看状况而定。假如你不穿它,那它们永远也不会坏。
几天后,这位售货员病了,去医院看病。这位大夫碰巧是那位客户。
当售货员拿了处方后,问道:吃了这药,我的病多久才能好呀?
看状况而定。大夫说,假如你不吃药,你的病永远也好不了。


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